So in honor of Mr. Wilcox and every chef who cannot commit to one preparation of a protein, on this installation of (over)budget pet, I bring you Pintuck Pillow* Ten Ways.
The featured dishes:
Glazed Icarus with a Side of Steamed Pintuck Pillow
Free-Range Betelgeuse atop a Pan-fried Pintuck Pillow Wedge
Corn-Fed Pintuck Pillow Drizzled with Cheesy Lulu
Fat-Free Icky on a Pillowy Potato Soufflé
Dirty Frisbee Martini with Olive-Betel-Juice served on the Pillow Rocks
House-made Pintuck Pillow Ice Cream Drizzled with Lu Sauce and served with a Flossie Tuile
Flaky Golden Pintuck Pillow Biscuit smothered in Hearty Betel Gravy
Icarus Julienne marinated in a Pintuck Pillow Reduction, with a side of Peppered Kyler
Fresh Icarus-Rolled Betelgeuse atop a Candied Pintuck Pillow garnished with an Aged Frisbee
Lulu Jump-And-Pray Pillow Surprise
* This is a Urban Outfitters Round Velvet Pintuck Pillow. I bought two of them ($68.00 in total) in "Light Grey" because Kyler and I love sitting on the floor, but the hardwood floor is cold and, like the name implies, hard. Every dog who's come around has loved these pillows. Even bigger dogs like Icky and Bella will curl up on them. The Round Velvet Pintuck Pillow comes in thirteen colors, but if you've got pets, I would avoid white.