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I'm not a complicated dog, but I like what I like, and you know what I like because I growled it in your ear while I sat on your lap.
Clockwise from top left: 10" Aerobie Superdisc, discussed here ($10) | American Kennel Club Hedgehog Dog Toy w. Squeaker, AKC toys discussed here ($5) | Chuckit! The Whistler, Small, 2" diameter, 2-pack, discussed here ($7) | Wagwear Boat Canvas Carrier, Large, because I like being in a bag ($130).
[A note from the author: Nothing new here. I was surprised to see that a replacement inflatable playball did not make the wish list.]
Clockwise from top left: Block of stinky cheese ($10) | Doggles, assorted colors, size SM ($20) | Dirty sock because the only thing better than you taking your sock off and throwing it on the floor is when you take your other sock off and throw it on the floor ($2) | Satin Baby Blanket with cotton filling, 33" x 33" to cover me in the car and protect me from the sun, covered bridges, trucks, etc. ($55)
[A note from the author. Two themes emerge from these gifts: (1) protection from the sun and (2) things that stink.
On the first: Betel hates that big yellow ball in the sky. Maybe it's because she spent the first four months of her life in a cage with artificial lighting or maybe it's because she has a big fur coat and gets hot easily. But whatever the reason, she hates the sun. When we ride in the car, she gets anxious and sometimes even sick unless and until we cover her with something that blocks out all light (for example, our coats or a dark scarf but not a light-colored t-shirt or towel). Then she lays down and goes to sleep for the rest of the ride. She's like a parrot.
If nothing else is available, she'll even try to hide under Lulu.
It would be nice to have something that is not one of our articles of clothing (or our other dog) to keep in the car for these purposes. The satin side of a baby blanket would be nice and cool for her, but I think something like the Sleepypod Cloudpuff blanket ($30) would work fine too. Doggles are hilarious, but I'm not sure she would put up with them.And, Mr. Kringle, last but not least:
On the second: Betel is just gross. She likes eating her own eye goo and cat poop and hanging out with socks and her favorite treat is the stinkiest cheese in the world. It's just who she is.]
A bag of 140 replacement squeakers ($32.99), my favorite. Thanks in advance. I will leave you some dog food. Oh, and NO CLOTHES PLS THX THAT SUX. Also please shrink our cat.