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I like you. We're both on the big side and look good in red. Give me some or all of my wish list, and I'll probably like you even more.
Clockwise from top left: Sojos Premium Organic Catnip ($3.99) | Armakat Classic Cat Tree, yes we already had this, and no, I was not consulted in the decision to donate it to a cat rescue organization ($132) | Set of Three Shrimp Catnip Cat Toys if the humans are going to keep being grossed out when I kill real mice ($5.39) | Weruva Best Feline Friend Cat Food in Tuna & Bonito Be Mine, 5.5 oz. can, 8-pack, seriously, no more diet food, Santa I know you're with me on this ($10.89).
Clockwise from top left: Feliway Behavior Modifier Natural Spray, I mean do they want me to pee on the couch or don't they? ($17.82) | Modern Cat Holiday Lynks Felted Wool Cat Toys, set of 3 candy cane red and white ($8) | Pounce Crunchy Tartar Control Cat Treats in Tuna & Salmon Flavor ($3).
[Note from the author: Lola does not pee in the apartment anymore, not at all, not even in the litter boxes, but she still really enjoys hanging out in places where I've sprayed Feliway. On the Pounce Crunchy treats: these are Lola's junk food. She loves them. She also really likes Whiskas Temptations treats for cats in Creamy Dairy or Savory Salmon flavor ($2.50).]Oh, and Santa, please ship all above items in cardboard boxes, which are the best gift of all ($0).
Also, throw away the vacuum.
P.S. I don't know if this was you or God, but thanks again for "taking care" of Kitty this past year because I really like being an only cat.